Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why does Cody’s beard have a white stripe in it?
A: Cody spends 3 hours every morning re-dying it white in the exact spot.
Q: How old are Cody and Leslee?
A: Leslee 26, Cody is 128 as he was frozen in ice while defeating Red Scull and saving America.
Q: Do you have kids? If so how many?
A: Yes and too many.
Q: How tall are Leslee and Cody?
A: Leslee is 3 foot 4 inches and Cody is 6 foot 9 inches.
Q: Cody, does the carpet match the drapes?
A: Only on his left testicle.
Q: Why are Leslee’s knees so ugly?
A: No one can be perfect and Leslee’s knees are widely known as the ugliest in the land.
Q: Why did Cody decide to settle for Leslee?
A: That is a widely debated topic in which many scholars have pondered without avail. It is just one of the many questions mankind isn’t yet ready to understand.
Q: Does Leslee sell feet pics?